I am crying I love this too much
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
this is on a level that i cannot reach
this is teen nick sitcom level
“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
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Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.
Scott Mescudi, Jessica Szohr and Miles Teller seen at eONE Films US Los Angeles Premiere of “Two Night Stand” on Tuesday, Sep 16, 2014, in Los Angeles.
Photo by Eric Charbonneau/Invision for eONE Films US/AP Images