sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

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distinctharmony:

when a nigga lying
themochagoddess:

blackxgoldd:

hoodkage:

thegoodthebadthetia:

friendlyneighborhoodfuckboy:

500daysofbased:

he’s on the show now 😂

Toooo savage

Lmaoooo

I LOVE HIM LMAO

lmaooo

😭

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

(via therealpussy)

Me at school: no really i am smart i just don't feel like doing this

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

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saphire-dance:

I Reblogged That For You: A Story of Internet Friendship

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boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.

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cudinews:

Scott Mescudi, Jessica Szohr and Miles Teller seen at eONE Films US Los Angeles Premiere of “Two Night Stand” on Tuesday, Sep 16, 2014, in Los Angeles.
Photo by Eric Charbonneau/Invision for eONE Films US/AP Images

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"